All I Want for Christmas...

oh, mother in-law,

with the best of intentions,

I'm sorry to say--

this is your intervention....

I've tried oh so hard

with a smile on my face,

but subtlety is failing,

and I'm losing faith.

So I'm saying here now,

before this heads south--

Get that piece of pie

Out of my baby's mouth!

She's too young for a sucker

She's not big enough for cake

When I tell you No

that advice you should take!

And don't let your dog

Lick her poor lips

Would you let him lick you there?

He licks where he sh*ts!

You got to raise your kids

and you did just fine

But step back, oh mother in-law,
and Let me raise mine!